Me, If I Were A Grainy, Faked Black And White Photo Of An Alien From Area 51

There's a relatively famous (famous enough that it comes up several times in a Google image search) "photograph" of a grey alien from New Mexico's Area 51. The photograph, even setting aside its improbable subject matter, is an obvious fake... but there's doubtlessly a smattering of folks who believe that it's proof positive of life on other planets.

So, here's me if I were a grainy, faked black and white picture of an Area 51 alien. Sinister, yes, but with a faux-hipster cred that can't be denied anywhere in the universe!